What is it with women? Invite one of them over for lunch and they bring something completely unbelievable, like a tart. What is a tart anyway? As a ranking curmudgeon, I can assure my dear readers that the Societé membership has absolutely NO idea.
Lunch? You bring some beer. Dinner? You bring a wine - pretty much the first one you see when you venture off the beer aisle. Simple. Straightforward.
When tarts enter the conversation, all bets are off. We fear berries will be involved, but which are the correct berries? Why would such a question ever come to our attention? Like we might know. "Oh, the razzenberry pies are good this year. Lets go with that." Riiight, as Dr. Evil would say.
Beer. Close your eyes and drag the nearest six-pack out of the fridge.
Done.
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