Grass Plants

I grew up hating grass, mostly because I had to mow it.


When I bought my house, I discovered there was an actual grass PLANT.  Like grass, it grows endlessly, and needs a tad more than mowing in the fall.


This requires the curmudgeon to invest in some sort of exotic device to shave it down, until the evil plant regrows next spring.


Give me the rain forests - they have snakes and stuff, but no grass plants.